SSB:M 'Hot Coffee' mode.

Hide this game from your children, parents.

In Super Smash Brothers: Melee, if you hit the punching bag over 3000 feet the game will unlock it's "special" mode where your character can perform sick, adult-relations with the punching bag or with each other. This discovery is similar to the "hot coffee" mod that was found in the Grand Theft Auto code that shattered the wholesome nature of the game by showing two adults having consensual sex. There is only one man who can save the American youth.

Jack Thompson, please save my children from the violence and sexuality in video games. They already get enough of that from movies, beer commercials, Victoria Secret catalogues, Axe body spray commercials, school yard chatter, the internet, HBO, Maxim, Baywatch, Bow Flex ads, Super Bowl halftime shows, classic literature, modern literature, nude 9th century statues, history books, the Discovery channel, House M.D, Power Rangers, Dragon Ball Z, war documentaries, webcomics and pretty much every other experience they will have in their entire lives.